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09 November 2007 @ 11:16 pm
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[ Sound of crashing, perhaps a beaker, breaking? And followed by a whispered 'O-Oh my--!' and then a slight whimper, and more glass tinkling down. ]

Oh bother... this isn't...Oh goodness was that on--?

[ click! ]

[/ Voice Post ]

... U-Um... goodness, I'm getting clumsy... that sounds so much worse, heh. Ah, this isn't good...

Who took my Restore materia?

[ooc; Commentlog for those near her department/hospital, journal or voice post for others. Megchan had to injure herself pretty badly to get Kanda's antidote and her left arm is weakened because of the lifestream taken from it. ;; ]
Current Mood: uncomfortableuncomfortable
09 November 2007 @ 09:12 am
[Filtered to Tseng]

I think your Turks just about mentally scarred my brother.


Everyone sing it, come on! C-H-I-N-K-O~~!! ♬ ♪ This place needs some life! Allen, where are you! You have one, dance! Dance dance!


[ooc; Abuse of network? Go. :D Don't let a Shiori get bored! ]
Current Mood: highhigh
08 November 2007 @ 11:45 am
Major Viral, 3rd Class.

Here's your goddamn coffee. Now leave me alone.

This isn't even my job, damnit.
Current Mood: bitchybitchy
08 November 2007 @ 10:41 am
[ATTN: Turks, Shinra employees]
[FROM: Urahara Kisuke]
[RE: Mutations]

In addition to the lovely Marisa Reyes' memo, I would like to take this time to remind you all that if you experience any sort of mutations before/after/during battle to please take these cases to the Science Department~

The Medical Department has a very rough time dealing with people who have sprouted ten-ta-cles~
Current Mood: amusedamused
08 November 2007 @ 10:08 pm
All the systems has been recovered and security has been tightened. Data recovery is almost complete. The full report will ah... be coming in due time.

You all better appreciate the efforts I've put in for the past one week without coffee. I have eyebags! EYEBAGS! E-Y-E-B-A-G-S! And people says I don't sacrifice enough for my job. How unappreciative.

[ Private to Marisa & Raphael || Unhackable ]


Need more of those pills. I'm almost out of them.

[ Private || Unhackable ]

Hmph, the headaches are starting to worsen. The current prescription is doing nothing for me.

Must be due the side effects of diving through the network for days on end.
Current Mood: tiredtired
07 November 2007 @ 12:57 pm
I think I've gotten used to finding my way around now...

Ahh... I wonder what happened to that boy before, he looked really sick... I hope he was okay in the end.

[Private to Vincent]

...your staff are really weird, did you know this? There's a crazy girl who keeps squealing at me when she sees me and is trying to find me a boyfriend or something... Even if I've not been in a social situation for a while, I'm sure that isn't normal.

Ah, and... I have a surface scan the other day to check for contamination from that virus. The lady didn't find anything... I was worried, not about the virus but... er... well. I don't think anything came up so that's okay, right?

Current Mood: restlessrestless
07 November 2007 @ 05:01 pm

To: The Turks, everyone affiliated to ShinRa in one way or another.
From: Marisa

It has come to my attention that some of you are decidedly lacking in First Aid knowledge. Or sadly misinformed. Here are a couple of things that might possibly save your life and alot of unnecessary pain.

First: Cuts and scrapes

Ditch the hydrogen peroxide, iodine, rubbing alcohol, as well as Mecurochrome. Yes, DITCH IT. Burn it, whatever. They don't work. Do you know why it burns if you apply them onto open wounds? It's because the liquid eats at healthy cells and is toxic. And if you have Mercurochrome in your possession, destroy it before I find you and kill you, because doctors don't use it nowadays. The only way you get that would be through illegal means, and not through me. The last thing I need is a malpractice suit at this time, trust me.

CLEAN THE WOUND WITH WATER, people. I'm sure that's not too difficult, isn't it? If you're afraid of the bandage sticking, I have anti-bacterial ointment in the center. Come and get it.

Second: Burns

If you've got a burn, don't rub butter, soy sauce, or toothpaste over it. It causes infection and encourages bacterial growth. Also, wash it out under cool water. Once again, water is your FRIEND. Don't be afraid of it.

Wrap the wound in sterile gauze, and it will be fine. For the sods with itchy fingers, don't break blisters. It might come as a surprise to you, but blisters are good things. The fluid covers the burn nicely.

Third: Poison

If any of you are nuts enough to get poisoned by natural means - e.g ingesting lye etc, etc - kindly pick up the phone and dial the ShinRa Medical Center instead of taking matters into your own hands. We'll deal with this. IPECAC induces vomiting and other pesky little problems and does very little to remove poisons.

I know you all learned that tourniquets are Very Good Things in the case of severe blood flow. I am here to remind you that this does more harm than good. Explanation being that tourniquets increase the risk of tissue damage and even loss of that particular limb.

Apply direct pressure to the wound instead. It helps with the not dying as it reduces blood flow to the wound and promotes clotting. Place a clean cloth on the wound and press firmly. Don't remove the cloth even if it gets saturated with blood.

Lastly, the number of the Medical Center is already known to all of you. If you - or your companion, whatever the case may be - do not wish to bleed out all over the floor and die, call. There are paramedics and assorted medical personnel - myself included - willing to assist you.

Marisa Reyes, M.D.

Dean of ShinRa Medical Center
07 November 2007 @ 06:49 am
I seem to be lost again. Ehehe... How long have I been working here now? I shouldn't be getting lost like this anymore! And everyone seems so hyperactive since I got back from Kalm... Did something big happen?

...I need to do that report still, don't I? Can anyone point me in the direction of the Medical Department, please?
Current Location: LOST!
Current Mood: confusedconfused
07 November 2007 @ 12:52 pm

I'm fine now. Arrange the discharge papers, please. I'd like to sleep in my own quarters.
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed